the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world

What is it with cocks lately! There seems to be an increase in the number of cocky assholes that come in contact with me and I feel the need to set these people straight.

This problem I contribute to global warming. What does global warming and the dick head at the UPS store have in common? Hot air. Much like when, in the summer time, your car tire will pop because of air expansion the fuck head working at the UPS store will have hot air fill his head.


1. You are not the shit
2. Everything you think is cool is not
3. Yes, you are gay
4. Your penis is not large
5. Nobody thinks you are funny
6. Nobody cares where you went to school
7. Everyone has a gmail account


So, ignoring the risk of beating an allusion to death… You are not a unique and beautiful snowflake… So get the fuck over yourself!