Boats are Scary

10 things to do this summer

1. Finish at least 1 book
2. Become a minimalist
3. Eat healthy stuff
4. Wear something besides jeans
5. Read the paper
6. Use the word of the day for more than one day
7. Get a job
8. Finish everything I start
9. Actually learn Spanish
10. Accomplish at least one thing on this list

10 realistic things I will do this summer

1. Waste valuable time just sitting around
2. Watch every new movie at the theatre
3. Watch every horror movie at Blockbuster
4. Only eat things that were cooked on a grill (veggies of course)
5. Sleep until noon on weekdays
6. Eat out every night
7. Don’t read anything but movie subtitles
8. Wear jeans in the dead heat of summer
9. Play a billion games of skeeball on the boardwalk (not a hyperbole)
10. Get pissed when nothing of value actually gets accomplished