Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Boats are Scary

10 things to do this summer

  1. Finish at least 1 book
  2. Become a minimalist
  3. Eat healthy stuff
  4. Wear something besides jeans
  5. Read the paper
  6. Use the word of the day for more than one day
  7. Get a job
  8. Finish everything I start
  9. Actually learn Spanish
  10. Accomplish at least one thing on this list

10 realistic things I will do this summer

  1. Waste valuable time just sitting around
  2. Watch every new movie at the theatre
  3. Watch every horror movie at Blockbuster
  4. Only eat things that were cooked on a grill (veggies of course)
  5. Sleep until noon on weekdays
  6. Eat out every night
  7. Don’t read anything but movie subtitles
  8. Wear jeans in the dead heat of summer
  9. Play a billion games of skeeball on the boardwalk (not a hyperbole)
  10. Get pissed when nothing of value actually gets accomplished


At 12:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recommend you read the following tiny book - it's only 95 pages long - including the blank pages - "The Underachiever's Manifesto/The Guide to Accomplishing Little and Feeling Great" by: Ray Bennett.

Enjoy life - actually, it reads like you do - you're off to a good start.



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